Up Your ASS: Granny Hides Drugs Up Her .. Vagina
- There is a story out of Spain 73-year-old woman drugs in little plastic kinder-egg shells for her son who was in prison.
- That’s one hell of a kinder surprise …
- My fav line from the article, “When she realized she was going to be frisked, she popped out the package.”
- I mean, how do you convince your 73-year-old mom to do this? Because I’m highly doubtful that she would offer this in the first place. I’m not even sure I can say vagina to my motmma without giggling like a school girl. Yet alone ask her to stuff ‘things’ up there.
- “Hey ma, look I loved the scarf you knitted me last Christmas was awesome. Oh the boys in the prison yard love it. What colour was it periwinkle? Anyways, I was wondering if you could do me a favour. Do you mind stuffing some coke, heroin and if you don’t mind some tranquilizers in some kinder eggs and then you know shove them up your vagina?”
- This isn’t the first time Kinder eggs have been part of a smuggling ring