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News: Man asks jogger for directions then shows off his twig & berries.
My Take: We probably don’t know the whole story. The man in his 20’s asks an 18 female for directions. When he leaves the car, damnit he forgot to put on pants. Who doesn’t enjoy the feeling of air conditioning on your nut sack. He probably just forgot. Or maybe there was probably a nice pants shop at Multnomah Falls (place he asked for directions too) and he figured well I’m gonna buy pants anyways no sense in dirtying another pair.