Must Read Monday


Giant ASS:  Andre the Giant 

  • Photo’s of Andre the Giant’s life.

Hairy ASS:  Yankees Are Trying to Get A-Rod to Grow a Mustache

Funny ASS:  What Did That Sign Just Say

  • A collection of funny signs.

Jiggly ASS:  Women Arrested for Twerking at a WWII Memorial

  • Another reason to love the Russian’s

Athletic ASS:  NFL Exec’s Talk About The One That Got Away

  • This is a ‘what if’ story about times where excec’s made the wrong call.

Smart ASS:  8 College Application Stories

May the 4th ASS:  Pictures of Mark Hammill on the Set of Return of the Jedi

Lazy ASS:  Hulu Purchases the On-Line Rights to Seinfield.

  • So sit back and watch your ass grow.

Stupid ASS: Principle / Parent Disagreement Over UnExcused Absenses 

NICE ASS:  Frankie I Got the Pope On The Line For You

  • The Pope cold calls people who send him mail, which is awesome, and Franco hangs up on him because he think it’s a crank call.

DUMB ASS:  Wu-Tang Clan Affiliate Cuts Off Wu-Tang Wang more; here, here, & here.

  • Alleged Wu-Tang Clang Affiliate,Andre Johnson aka Christ Bearer, Cuts Off Penis (Bobbit’s himself), Jumps off Balcony, Calls Himself a God.
  • Andre Johnson cut off his penis “without warning”, and had jumped within a “matter of seconds”.   I’m not sure how much warning you would give yourself prior to cutting off your own penis and hypothetically saying, if I did I probably would jump off a building within a matter of seconds.
  • In an interview with E! Online Christ Bearer said, “It still gets hard, the little bit that I got. I still got some penis that works.”
  • Also in the interview he refers to himself as a god.  “I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god…Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god.”  I didn’t read that part in the bible, if you are a god cut off your penis!  Must have missed that part of bible school
  • It was stated that Christ Bearer used a serrated steak knife to cut off his penis before jumping, he cut off the tip of his penis first, then removed his testicles and the remainder of his genitalia.  I’m guessing Christ Bearer didn’t fully understand the phrase, ‘just the tip’.
  • Then on the below rant he states he will do some porn.

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