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  • CBC, posted a story about an unknown man who apparently was caught on camera urinating on a conveyor belt.
  • This man was apparently pissed off and took matter into his own hand er’ I mean penis.
  • Perhaps, he was trying to answer the question.  Who pissed in your Corn Flakes?
  • Really, is it that big of a deal?  Personally, I hate having to go all the way to the bathroom when I have to pee.  That’s why men have penises to pee anywhere we can.  I mean, who amongst us with penises hasn’t peed in the kitchen sink?
  • I hope in his employee review they mention how good his aim was.  I would probably guess that when he was potty trained he practiced the pissing on Cheerio trick.  His aim was excellent and he also stopped mid-flow which is also impressive.
  • In other news, Kellog’s is getting into the urinal cake business …

 

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