I find IKEA creepy enough as it is without them doing a ‘Shining’ commercial.

The last time I went into an IKEA my wife asked me to pickup one thing.  Have you ever tried to pickup one thing at IKEA?  How annoying is that?  I go to track down a candle holder or something that most guys obviously don’t give a rats ass.  Then I start trying to take short cuts and I feel like everyone is looking at me cause I’m not following the arrows.  I see another husband that did the same thing and now he’s lost crying in a corner.  I try not to look at him in the eyes and pretend he doesn’t exist.  I feel like I’m now caught in a maze and a Minotaur is going to come chasing after me.  Finally I get to the cash and vow never to go back there …



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