- CBC, posted a story about an unknown man who apparently was caught on camera urinating on a conveyor belt.
- This man was apparently pissed off and took matter into his own hand er’ I mean penis.
- Perhaps, he was trying to answer the question. Who pissed in your Corn Flakes?
- Really, is it that big of a deal? Personally, I hate having to go all the way to the bathroom when I have to pee. That’s why men have penises to pee anywhere we can. I mean, who amongst us with penises hasn’t peed in the kitchen sink?
- I hope in his employee review they mention how good his aim was. I would probably guess that when he was potty trained he practiced the pissing on Cheerio trick. His aim was excellent and he also stopped mid-flow which is also impressive.
- In other news, Kellog’s is getting into the urinal cake business …