- Does anyone else secretly hope that Hawking is a fraud? Like, he’s not all that smart and he doesn’t need to be in the wheel chair …
- And eventually he’ll be delivering pizza’s when Matt Dillon finds out and tells him to come clean or he’ll kick his ass. Hawking then professes, ‘he loves her man!”
- And it was all an elaborate plan to get with Cameron Diaz.
Dogs vs. Humans
- Do you think dogs wonder how unintelligent humans are? I mean, they learn what “sit”, “shake a paw” and “down” means but we never understand the difference between ‘bark’, ‘woof’ or ‘ruff’.
- I wanted to take kid to the Charlie Brown movie this weekend but I couldn’t because he’s allergic to Peanuts.
- I love that Bulk Barn put Health food beside Nut.