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I wonder how weird it much have been the first time when a man and woman got it on. Seriously, how did he convince her to put his Twinkie in her donut hole and together they made something magical! Their own Boston Cream.  I doubt God did a sexual education class!

What if God never intended for women to have vagina’s.  If God is like any guy I know, he completes the task to 90% and takes a break. Perhaps he was just finishing up making the woman and Mrs God was like what are you gonna do about that flesh wound between her legs. Then God was like listen I’ll deal with it tomorrow.

Then as God goes for a nap Adam says to Eve looking at her erogenous zone and says, “Hey, uh do you mind if I put it in there?”

Then from the Garden of Eden God starts hearing a womans voice, “Oh God! Oh God!” Then God checks in on what’s happening and yells, “Jesus Christ what are you doing?” Adam looks at Eve and says, “Who’s Jesus?” God intervenes and says, ‘you’ll found out in good time’. And that’s the story of love!

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Giant ASS:  Andre the Giant 

  • Photo’s of Andre the Giant’s life.

Hairy ASS:  Yankees Are Trying to Get A-Rod to Grow a Mustache

Funny ASS:  What Did That Sign Just Say

  • A collection of funny signs.

Jiggly ASS:  Women Arrested for Twerking at a WWII Memorial

  • Another reason to love the Russian’s

Athletic ASS:  NFL Exec’s Talk About The One That Got Away

  • This is a ‘what if’ story about times where excec’s made the wrong call.

Smart ASS:  8 College Application Stories

May the 4th ASS:  Pictures of Mark Hammill on the Set of Return of the Jedi

Lazy ASS:  Hulu Purchases the On-Line Rights to Seinfield.

  • So sit back and watch your ass grow.

Stupid ASS: Principle / Parent Disagreement Over UnExcused Absenses 

NICE ASS:  Frankie I Got the Pope On The Line For You

  • The Pope cold calls people who send him mail, which is awesome, and Franco hangs up on him because he think it’s a crank call.
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