Morning Laugh: Thursday Shower Thoughts

  1. A pregnancy scare should be called a near life experience 
  2. Testicular cancer awareness campaigns should advertise on porn sites. The ads would say, “Men, remember to check yourself for lumps! You might as well do it now since your balls are already out and your hand is right there.”
  3. Do you ever wonder how many cats got involuntary lifted into the air because of the Lion King?
  4. Parents who name their son Mark can truly say they have “left their mark on the world”.
  5. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you diabetes, do not make lemonade

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