FINE ASS: Bestiality Tourism Edition

Denmark bans bestiality in move against animal sex tourism

  • That is the actual headline from Yahoo News!
  • Denmark passed legislation on Tuesday banning bestiality.
  • The bill amends a previous ban on intercourse that harms animals, something Farm Minister Dan Jorgensen argued was difficult to prove.
  • Denmark did not want to remain the last northern European country where bestiality was legal, as this was attracting animal sex tourists.
  • There are frequent reports of the occurrence of organized animal sex shows, clubs and animal brothels in Denmark.
  • 2011 Justice Ministry report surveyed veterinarians and found 17 percent of them suspected that an animal they treated had had intercourse with a human.

My Thoughts;

  • In what world are bestiality and tourism even suppose to be in the same sentence.
  • I’ve thought of vacation get aways but never have I thought that perhaps lets go to Denmark so I can rape a few cows.  Moo means no people!
  • Who knew that animal brothels are a thing?  Next time I’m at the zoo I’m keeping an eye on the Dannish people.  Getting all hot and bothered.
  • There’s a one in 6 chance that an animal treated by a vet was sexually assaulted.  If I’m at the bar with my mate and he tells me he got some pussy last night there’s a pretty good chance he was talking about a Burmese instead of a ‘cougar’
  • Last night I had stuffed pork and there is a pretty good chance that someone in Denmark was stuffing a pork.  Remind me never to buy Dannish meat!
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