FINE ASS: Armadillo Edition

Man ‘Accidently’ Shoots Mother-In-Law After Shooting an Armadillo

The Details:

  • Larry McElroy of Lee County, Georgia, fired his pistol at an armadillo and the bullet ricocheted off its armour, hit a fence then smashed through the back door hitting her in the back.
  • Unfortunately, the poor animal died in the process, but his mother-in-law is set to make a full recovery.

Three Quick Thoughts

  1. First, the mother-in-law doesn’t even get any mention in the article.
  2. Second the story seems more concerned about the ‘poor’ animal that died, whereas his mother-in-law makes a full recovery.  Why didn’t you take the mother-in-law? Is this some cruel twisted joke God!
  3. Third, I love how they detailed the events of the shot.  It’s kinda like he meant to do it ala Jordan-vs-Bird with their McDonald’s commericals.  Off the armadillo, hit the fence through the back door nothing but mother-in-law!

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Ready Reunion - 2017

Are You Ready?

The Anti-Social Sloth

ASS (for short) is perhaps the greatest site that does not have the words face or book in the domain name!

The WordPress.com Blog

The latest news on WordPress.com and the WordPress community.

%d bloggers like this: