Dumb ASS: Do You Have Change For a Million?

A 35-Year-Old Georgia woman attempted to use a million dollar bill at Walmart.  There were a couple of hiccups though;

  1. What millionaire would go to Walmart?
  2. The store didn’t have change for a million.
  3. And of course the most important.  One Million Dollar Bills do not exist!

The story gets better she said she first started to buy the products with her gift cards but unfortunately they had just over $2 value left on the gift cards.  That’s when she brought out the million dollar bill.  I’m sure she grabbed the million dollar bill from the money vault.  I wonder who was on the cover.  It couldn’t possibly be better than the $10,000 bill.  (Random Simpson’s Reference)

Homer: There’s a $10,000 bill in it for you.
Barney: Oh yeah? Which president’s on it?
Homer: …all of them. They’re having a party. Jimmy Carter is passed out on the couch.

When asked about the incident the accused said, “You can’t keep up with the U.S. Treasury.”  God bless, Murica!

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