My son, who is in kindergarten, was talking to me about where he puts his lunch when he’s done.
Son; “When I’m done with my lunch. I put it on a hooker.”
I said, “I’m sorry. Where do you put it?”
Ryan; “On my hooker daddy! I have 3 hookers in my cubby.”
Me; “Well, school is much different than when I went there.”
Ryan, (awkward laugh) Yeah!