Dumb ASS: Joe Grimaldi

• Edinburgh Capitals defenseman Joe Grimaldi received an 18 game suspension and 67 penalty minutes.
• Certainly dangerous, but I think it would be a lot funnier if they played Benny Hill music.

Three Hookers

My son, who is in kindergarten, was talking to me about where he puts his lunch when he’s done.

Son; “When I’m done with my lunch.  I put it on a hooker.”

I said, “I’m sorry.  Where do you put it?”

Ryan; “On my hooker daddy!  I have 3 hookers in my cubby.”

Me; “Well, school is much different than when I went there.”

Ryan, (awkward laugh)  Yeah!