Brian Regan – Tatoo’s & Dating
I find IKEA creepy enough as it is without them doing a ‘Shining’ commercial.
The last time I went into an IKEA my wife asked me to pickup one thing. Have you ever tried to pickup one thing at IKEA? How annoying is that? I go to track down a candle holder or something that most guys obviously don’t give a rats ass. Then I start trying to take short cuts and I feel like everyone is looking at me cause I’m not following the arrows. I see another husband that did the same thing and now he’s lost crying in a corner. I try not to look at him in the eyes and pretend he doesn’t exist. I feel like I’m now caught in a maze and a Minotaur is going to come chasing after me. Finally I get to the cash and vow never to go back there …
- Viagra Song by someone’s Gramma
- I’m sorry what did Lou Holtz say?
- This weeks best.
- I’m not even a Sting fan, but I like him because he helped Bart get out of the well and now I really want him to setup his voice recording form my incoming messages.