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Literally

  • I hate when people use the word literally incorrectly.  And it’s not just teenage girls that do it anymore.  Grown men are saying all the time, I literally almost died!  It’s a good thing there was an imaginary doctor that had to give me 25CC’s of reality.
  • No idiot you meant figuratively you almost died.
  • People that almost die never use the word literally.  You never hear a story on the radio where people saw a shining light and then say, ‘I literally almost died.”   No, they say they almost fucking died.  It was scary shit.
  • When I am around people that use the word literally incorrectly I will say it actually happened to me.
  • For example; “If someone says, I saw Sidney Crosby and I literally shit my pants!”  I will be like, “I saw Sidney Crosby too and I actually shit my pants.  It was an awkward elevator ride … I did not get an autograph.”

 

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