FINE ASS: #FML ThursdayThoughts

FML

• I hate #FML.
• I hate when people post #FML on social media sites over reasons that don’t f’n matter.
• The people that post #FML are doing it over stupid shit.
• It’s never the people that have a reason to say #FML.  People that are incredibly sick (not just a cold), are on deaths bed or lost love ones.
• No, people use #FML because the barista Starbucks got your double crapa llamma americana coffee order wrong.
• The other day I had to drink instant coffee, because I was all out of normal coffee.
• Instant coffee is shit, but I didn’t start running to the computer to update the world about my horrible life.
• The He/She that posts these type of status updates has no idea what an actual #FML moment is.
• I think if he/she gets a VD from a He-She then that, warrants a #FML Facebook/Twitter status update.
• Not a wrong coffee order.  The fact that you can pay $5 for a shitty coffee, when a lot of people in the world don’t have clean water, does not mean that you have an #FML moment.
• Then after you are done ordering your $5 coffee you have to put the cream and sugar in yourself.
• If I’m paying $5 for a coffee, give me some entertainment, I want a monkey on a unicycle wearing a fedora putting the cream in my coffee.
• Also, I don’t order a coffee from a profession (barrista) that I didn’t even know existed until two years ago.
• While I’m on a Coffee rant
• One thing that always drives me crazy was doing the coffee orders at work.
• I won’t even go to Starbucks. That would drive me crazy I can’t pronounce most of the drinks.
• But even going to Tim Horton’s it becomes a pain in the ass.  Because there’s always that one person.
• That one person that orders something crazy.
• I’ll have a large coffee, with one sugar, one sweetener and a nectar of honey from the queen bees nipple also one cream and a shot of milk from a mountain goat from Nepal.
• Oh … Fuck My Life!

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